*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I love that movie...
What a great name!
Does my breath smell OK?
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
Your hair is different. I like it.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.