Cheesy pick up lines

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, doctor
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I love you with all my circles, not my heart, because heart's break and circles go on forever.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy, math, weird
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
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