You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I have my own multi-positional bed.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.