Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!