If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?