Cheesy pick up lines

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, reverse, science
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
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