Cheesy pick up lines

So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
You are more than beautiful.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Wanna follow my tumblr?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, reverse
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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