Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?