Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
Wanna be lab partners?
Go practise some aural so you can get all the pitches.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
You've got some nice aparatus.
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?