Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire.
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?