I give the best massages.
Love your new profile picture.
I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
Been thinking about you all day.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I hope that counted as a first date.
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
You're a sight for horny eyes.