Cheesy pick up lines

So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
74.18 % 391 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, cute
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, dirty
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