So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.