Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?