Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?