Cheesy pick up lines

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What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Hey, If we get to talking i bet we'll have similar interests...
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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