Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Baby, I don't need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won't ever find me in a conflict of interest.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Even if you're A-minor, I'll still play with you.
I went on a mission trip, and all I did was end up mission you.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.