Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here!
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.