Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
You are the reason I come here everyday and waiting for you to notice me.
Your kiss is like a dementor's...It takes my soul away!
You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.