Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.
Girl, you're like a golden snitch. Hard to catch but chased by all the players.
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.