You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
My wand has chosen you!
Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.
You're softer than a dakimakura boo.
Girl, you're like a golden snitch. Hard to catch but chased by all the players.
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?