Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I'm the type girl that'll let you score behind home plate.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.