If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
You are the reason I come here everyday and waiting for you to notice me.
Your kiss is like a dementor's...It takes my soul away!