Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Baby, I don't need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won't ever find me in a conflict of interest.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.