You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.