My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.