Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
Are you African? Because you're a fricken babe!
They call me "The Truth," because quite frankly, people just can't handle me.
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
We would be honored if you would join me.
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)
Are you from Howl's Moving Castle? Because you take my spirit away.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.