Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?