Are you the Kyo to my Ani?
Are you Kagome? Cause I think you just shot an arrow through my heart.
Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Me without you is like Fred without George.