I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
Are you African? Because you're a fricken babe!
Nice freckles.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
We would be honored if you would join me.
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.