Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
I'm the type girl that'll let you score behind home plate.