You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.