Nerdy pick up lines

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
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Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
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Pick up line: cute, physics, science, nerdy
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
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Pick up line: dirty, cute, chemistry, nerdy
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
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Pick up line: biology, cute, nerdy
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, nerdy
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
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