Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".