Nice Set of Floppies!
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
You totally spiked my traffic.
You auto-complete me.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
Can I help you unzip your files?
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.