Let's go from emailing to texting.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Girl, are you below 5 microns? Because you're ultrafine.
Hey girl, you must be low-density lipoprotein, because you stopped my heart.
Hey girl, if you were a Pokemon, CP would stand for Cuteness Points, you'll have over 1k.
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.