We're a galvanic cell. Can't you feel the electricity flowing between us?
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!