Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Can you hold me down? [Why?] Because I feel like I am filled with helium when standing next to you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.