I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.