Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.