Nerdy pick up lines

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
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Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy, corny
You're the CSS to my HTML.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
You want to see my spaceship?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, nerdy
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, cute, dirty, nerdy
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
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Pick up line: math, clean, corny, science, nerdy
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute, nerdy
I'd like to transfigure you into my cloak. That way I can have you wrapped around me all day.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy
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