Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.