If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Hey girl, want to see my Red Hat?
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.