You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.