Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.