Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!

Baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.

I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.