Every function without you will always be void of love.

There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

Do you speak Elvish?

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.

If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!

Girl are you a chaged atom, because I've got my ion you.

I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?