If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.
You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
Let's tumblr back to myspace baby....I'll twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook...Pinterested?
Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.