If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.