Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?