You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
If I'd follow you home, would you keep me?
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.