Would you like to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Just go to your room an hold up a mirror.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Thank you for taking my weak imagination into account when choosing your outfit.
Let's get together to do the graphic things I've been hinting at using innocent emojis.