Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Hell! Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.