Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's, because you're unforgettable.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?