You had me at ruff.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose. Then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, because the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.