Will you marry me for just one night?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.