I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?