Just wanted you to know you're in my thoughts and sexual fantasies.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
That must be a sign! (What?) I like you and you like me!
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
Are you a unicorn? Cause you're my fantasy.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I'm so sorry for staring at you, I just cannot help myself. You are the most beautiful woman in this room.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.