Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.