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You must be a mirage because you're so beautiful and I'm having a heatstroke.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
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