You must be a mirage because you're so beautiful and I'm having a heatstroke.
I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.