On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.