I know a mystery even Detective Conan can't solve: The mystery of how you got so damn beautiful!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.