Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever.