Cheesy pick up lines

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, weird
I am in love with what I am seeing and I like this -beauty attracts eye, but personality captures the heart.
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Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, cheesy
You are what I want for Christmas.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
I think of you every second I am awake and dream of you every minute I am asleep.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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