Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
Wanna be pen pals?
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
Let's go do something fun.
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.