I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
Hey, If we get to talking i bet we'll have similar interests...
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?