Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
This is kind of cheesy but you're out of this world.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.