I'm no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?
I am very thirsty, would you mind if I taste your juice?
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
I'm bad in English but I can tell you that I love you.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
We have great chemistry, let's do some biology.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!