I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.