Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
{A}x(Mx→{E}y(Yy^Dyx)) M = me; Y= you; D = does tonight
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
I want to book a trip to the part of your body US Airways tweeted.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.