If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.