If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.