I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?