I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's, because you're unforgettable.
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.