Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
You have a good web-surfing stance.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.