I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Sorry, I can't hold on… I've already fallen for you.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart.
Just where do those legs of yours end?