If you were a fish-tank, I would tap that!
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
You can be Santa's helper...
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
When I look into the mirror of erised, I see you giving me your number.
The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.
Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.