Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Hey - I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
You look like my third wife. (How many time have you been married?) Twice.
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
ey baby, my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!
Your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Could you please lower down your hotness? It's really causing global warming.
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.