I am very thirsty, would you mind if I taste your juice?
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
I'm bad in English but I can tell you that I love you.
Your bark is contagious.
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!