Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.