My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.