I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are your eyes the maze? Cause I'm lost in them.
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
I wonder what you taste like.
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.