If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
Save water, shower with a friend!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.